Planned Parenthood to Change Name

*News came today that Planned Parenthood will officially be changing its name to Minority Population Reduction Centers of AmeriKa. A spokesmonster for the murder corporation stated

We have operated for over half a century in this nation under the thin guise of family planning and women’s health, but after much soul searching and input from our donors, we have decided to represent ourselves more accurately. We believe that since it is the minority women of America which are willingly coming in our doors to exterminate their next generation, we ought not to pretend any longer that our agenda is any different than theirs. We are proudly the Minority Population Reduction Centers of AmeriKa.

Reactions across the media have been mixed, as some seem to desire to retain the cloak of health care language which has facilitated the genocide of AmeriKa’s black and Hispanic populations. Most of the rich, white males who have operated as doctors in the former Planned Parenthood operation have not been reached for comment, as they are busy tearing the limbs off of the next black President of the United States.

As this story develops, we will keep you updated on further details. For now, we will leave you with an inspiring quote from the founder of Planned Parenthood/Minority Population Reduction Centers of AmeriKa.

“We should hire three or four colored ministers, preferably with
social-service backgrounds, and with engaging personalities. The most
successful educational approach to the Negro is through a religious appeal.
We don’t want the word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro
population, and the minister is the man who can straighten out that idea if
it ever occurs to any of their more rebellious members.”
— Margaret Sanger’s December 19, 1939 letter to Dr. Clarence Gamble, 255
Adams Street, Milton, Massachusetts. Original source: Sophia Smith
Collection, Smith College, North Hampton, Massachusetts. Also described in
Linda Gordon’s Woman’s Body, Woman’s Right: A Social History of Birth
Control in America . New York: Grossman Publishers, 1976.

*Parody meant to highlight the truth about this organization

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